My Favorite Movie Quotes!

Miss Congeniality

I am an FBI agent.
Not a performing monkey in heels."


Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut.
The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?I have exorcised the demons... this house is clear."


Kingsman: The Secret Service

Harry Hart: [to bigoted church lady] I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic.
So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.